Yeah, I did.
Been lazy today, nothing at all has been done apart from a mediocre amount of tidying.
So, I'll hit the news straight off. Oh, I've decided to put the headlines in bold.
Three quizzed over park killing
Park? What park?
Poorer drivers 'hit hard' by tax
Well, since when was that new? Everyone pays the same petrol tax and this stupid system about different cars means that poorer drivers usually pay less XD
Historic pictures sent from Mars
Wow, I didn't know that the Titanic sank like that... wonder what they were doing on Mars.
Bomb rocks busy Sri Lankan train
Is this a bomb which rocked a train or rocks that turned out to be bombs?
Serviceman dies in Afghanistan blast
Christ, who was that? That really stinks. Too much local food.